... too cold and time to stop being a cheap bastard and turn up the heat when….

* your dishwashing liquid and oil solidifies

* you wear a scarf, beanie, gloves and jumper to bed along with your flannel pj’s

* your plants begin to die

* the water you leave on your beside table is colder than the water in the fridge

* you look for things to do at work rather than going home

* you can constantly see your breath

* your coffee or tea becomes cold in about 2 minutes