so there is a guy at work that insists that i should �talk american�. every time i use an australian word or phrase he �corrects� me. being the stubborn girl that i am i refuse. of course he like the insults and will attempt to say them in an australian accent which just comes out sounding like a bad english accent. here�s a small sample�.

footpath = sidewalk

petrol = gas

caravan = trailer

texta = marker

lift = elevator

biscuit = cookie

jumper = sweater

thongs = flip flops

g-string = thong

nappy = diaper

hire = rent

bond = security deposit

zed (as in the letter z) = zee

jam = jelly

jelly = jello

taxi = cab

car park = parking lot

flat = apartment

heaps = a lot

row (pronounced like �cow�) = argument

wally = idiot

accelerator = gas pedal

boot = trunk

bonnet = hood

fanny = a girls bits (south of the boobs )

bum = fanny

rubbish = trash

chemist = drug store

loo= restroom

pub = bar

holiday = vacation

anti-clockwise = counter-clockwise

nob = dickhead

wanker = jerk

to wank = to jerk off

telly = tv

tap = faucet